Cardinals (red birds) can decide randomly that your windows are evil because they see their reflection in it or something. So they will wage a year long war with the windows and it will drive you insane. So yes, birds are dicks. The inconsistent thud of repeated birdy blunt force trauma. The dicking second hand of a clock... enough to drive a man insane.
Does anyone want my penis? I'm a lonely little boy I last about 3 seconds and I'll promise you pleasure with my 3 inches.
This thread was made for testing the forum bug; we needed to have people posting in quick succession in the same thread, and also with images. It's closed now, as the bug is fixed.