Somebody's just jealous cause they can't grow facial hair. I'd rather not check for snakes. I don't want to confirm just how many are out there, but I know it's more than three. Which isn't so bad, technically, I just prefer my current ignorance as to how many of them are poisonous. On an unrelated note, I opened a door yesterday and a gecko jumped off it onto my face, and three other geckos rushed inside. Living out away from the major cities has its perks, and its downsides. One of those downsides is occasionally you take a critter to the face.
Youve an uncanny resemlence to my high school friend. In fact you look even more like my cousin 15 years ago. probably a cpr training dummy. Probably does double duty though.
Every 2-4 weeks. It doesn't look dirty in the picture though. EDIT @Zoom: It's 1 AM and I have PJs underneath, studyin' in the night.