Infiltration: The Movie: The Game: The Novel: The Comic: The Short Story: The Thread

Signups cunts.

I want 20, I'll settle for 15. I'll GM alone.

Current ideas for round setup:

Mostly standard classes.
No shenanagins (I won't hide any information this round about rogue riflemen etc. all mechanics will be visible)
I'll probably put in some twist, but I can't think of anything.

Players signed up:

0. Empty
1. Candles (Inb4 any reference to fire counts as a clue)
2. フリカン　ハムスタ
3. Sitka (I think)
4. Paradox (is an infiltrator)
5. Mcgyver (still counts)
6. Bigteef (mmk)
7. iMacmatician (if infiltrator = x^2/y * 3 solve for teamkill)
8. D.D.D. Destroyer (making it hard to write story posts since 2011)
9. LordDz (Getting started already)
10. Imspartacus (1v1meirl)
11. wealthysoup (duplicate avatars make clues fun)
12. complete_ (he's shooting for the bigtime)
13. Grantrithor (i have doritos)
14. Lazybum (You'll learn fast or die young)
15. UrethraFranklkin (Oh boy the clues for this will be fun)
16. Predator (Eats paradoxes)
17. Devourawr (Not being a total ass)

You know the rules, if you don't, it's forum mafia/vampires/werewolves set in the empires universe.

Any suggestions for gameplay twists, fire away.

Also I'm thinking about making a score system, it gives me a bit mor edesign space (I can give classes that earn bonus score for certain objectives, without making those objectives outright win)

 

Oh and once we start I THOROUGHLY suggest making your online status hidden, at least for the game's duration, so we don't get FAGGOTS stalking the online users page and seeing who is checking PMs when I'm doing infil shit.

Anyone who uses that as evidence is a faggot. Don't fucking cheat it's a god damn forum game nobody gives a fuck if you win or lose.

 

Nigga' you know I'm there.

 

参加したいよ！

 

Does this mean i get to be that one noob that goes scout with scout rifle and just sits on the edge of the map trying to snipe people as they either leave draw distance or move around the slightest which makes them impossible to hit - leaving the scout to question where they went only for everypme to completely ignore him (not like he's going to get more than 2 kills the whole match lying there anyway) or vehicleMG snipe/run over him time and time again while he complains why the classes are unbalanced/empires is bad/whatever?
Sometimes even forgetting "hide"?
Solely to drag down the team and fuck everything up, of course.



Yes i know... well, perhaps that one cunt who consistently builds wrong chassis, paper armor, stock weapon tanks despite the wall of text in chat/coms ear rape telling him to stop it.

Not that it matters anyway because vehicle MGs are fucked.
(please fix them trickster)




(FIX THEM)


Edit: Maybe it would be more interesting if hamster is forced to only play in Japanese for the entire duration of the game.

 

はい！
でも日本語ないが

 

Kore wa the year of Heisei 25 and you gaijins still resort to using kana over romaji when typing in nihongo.

Unless you have a japanese keyboard there is not really much reason for that.

Or of course if you aren't a pleb and have a firefox extension + language pack installed.
*bellyslap* Nandeyanen

 

Who the fuck would ever use romaji that shits terrible yo.

 

After Empty reads my wonderful story he makes this infiltration happen.

THANK ME YOU COCKSUCKERS

I'll play

 

ダメ(^・∞・^)ﾌﾞﾋｰ

 

Don't forget: Candles cast shadows!

 

I will play.

You can't I already killed you, empty has the proof.

 

Can I play too?

 

Did you try Empires already?

 

This'd be a 10/10 post if not for the gif.

Fucking laughed so hard.

 

I'm in.
Also, I vote to kill Paradox first.

 

That was unexpected.

 

一体何を読んでいるか。。。

 

We're killing paradox first? I'm game for that.