I was worried someone would soil my favourite sticky in my absence, I return to see humorous content. All is well. Return to your duties.
SPILLED! PETER'S! OUT! DOOR! MOP! OH DEAR! TOUCHED! HAPPENED! STICKY! Yup sounds like someone with downs alright
Or maybe he just ate a cheese omelet, even though I don't know why he would eat such disgustingly fatty food. Also necroing still doesn't make this thead more sticky-worthy than the infamous snail thread.