So yeah i have been on that retarded Landover God Church forum or whatever. Which is the MOST IDIOTIC thing i have ever seen And i couldnt help but notice this http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60028 But look more indepth at the user who submited this thread... Joseph McMANUS To me it sounds like a troll. What does it look like to you?
Everyone on there is trolling. It's rather magnificent to be honest. They aren't exactly misquoting the holy bible. The community is quite scripture-based. I like to use it as a "real" church for some of the more radical people I meet. It's fun to make devote Christians agree with absurd (albeit biblically sound) claims. "It says in the bible that men and women who cheat on their spouses should be killed."* "Yeah, uhh, that's right. Cheating is bad." * And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbor's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death (Leviticus 20:10).
I feel the urge to sign up and post some shit like "I rape my daughter because she played with Legos, please pray for me."
Their trolling is bound to scripture. The holy bible is a shitstorm, but I doubt it allows daughter-raping. I have seen some pretty funny stuff, though. A guy claimed he masturbated and wanted to repent. They walked him through the process of using a chainsaw to cut off his hand. Then another guy suggested that he should cut off both "just in case". The site is just too damn funny.
Someone obviously does not know their most holiest of holy books http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/sodom_and_gomorrah/gn19_01.html
This is like the second thread about this site here, there was a thread on that site debating if vespene gas was healthy to inhale or not, its a troll site TO THE EXTREME.
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It's so obviously trolling that its not as funny as it could be. I mean what is the point of it if everyone is in on the joke and no one there is serious? Isn't trolling meant to get a reaction out of someone who doesn't realize you are trolling? I guess killing machine just validated them though, haha but to smarter people it just seems like a mrdee to me. mrdee; wasting one's own time and life on the internet by typing a lot of garbage with no reason or reward.
I realized that they are trolls when i saw the Starcraft 2 post. Love how they twist and manipulate the bible to their own advantage. I was thinking of actually signing up and telling them how satan was in my dog and i had to shoot him because GOD told me it was the right thing to do but Muffins post about Allah topped it off. I laughed really hard. But what I asked is what do you think of the McManus, who posted that. Do you think hes from 4chan?
