I need to rage a bit...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Brutos, May 22, 2010.

  1. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    You idiots and your o's, it doesn't make sense phonetically, words like favourite, neighbour, colour, all sound the way they look, not color, favorite, and neighbor.
     
  2. Empty

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    I don't follow any football/rugby/whatever teams.
    Every time I mention this everyone in the immediate vicinity just slowly turns and stares at me like I'm a fuckin' alien.
     
  3. Aeoneth

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    I know the feeling Empty...

    Yet my friends STILL asked me if I saw the game last night...

    I've taken to responding with most fucked up yet insanely awesome imaginary sport EVER... and then continue to read the paper
     
  4. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Pfft. I go to watch Manchester United a few times every year. We live like 45 mins away from the stadium. Fucking love it.
     
  5. ScardyBob

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    <fixed>
     
  6. Solokiller

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    International sports is a waste of everything, except that it keeps some people busy at times.
     
  7. Chris0132'

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    I really think it needs random encounters, instead of awarding free kicks, you roll d100 and pick from a table.

    1-40: Sheep.
    41-60: Angry Bulls.
    61-70: Enraged Hornets.
    71-80: Fifteen Hundred Pidgeons + 2 tonnes of chips dropped onto the pitch.
    81:90: 50 drunk newcastle fans + assortment of bladed weaponry.
    91-97: Pitch is slowly flooded with acid, last player standing wins.
    98-99: Commentary box deploys legs + blister turrets armed with paintball guns and joins the losing team.
    100: Both managers are connected to giant robot suits which are released onto the field, game continues as normal.
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2010
  8. Grantrithor

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    9001: Release the hooligans!

    Yea I get that a lot, mostly with hockey cause thats all that people talk about in my redneck school.

    And trickster theres a difference between Manchester United and the rest of the world, cause Manchester United actually is good.
     
  9. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    That would be 81-90.
     
  10. Ikalx

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    Make that game, man :p
     
  11. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Admittedly it is nice that my local team is the best in the world.
     
  12. Kane

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    Damn, Russia lost... I'm dissappointed now.
     
  13. Brutos

    Brutos Administrator Staff Member Moderator

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    Who thins its hilarious that iuventus lost against new york red bulls?
     
  14. Killing Machine

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    idk but fucking soccer got degenerated to a crap. Like no skill whatsoever. It used to have skill but now i just see bunch of monkeys running after the ball.
    Even tough i like playing it i dont enjoy watching it.
     
  15. Grantrithor

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    Isn't iuventus an Argentinian soccer team?
     
  16. Brutos

    Brutos Administrator Staff Member Moderator

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    no idea, but im told that they are supposed to be some of the best and that every male soccer team in the us are supposed to be total and utter fail.
     
  17. Ikalx

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    Wow...Juventus lost to a yank team? :o That is shocking.
     

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