Out of context IRC

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(arklansman) stats server down intentionally?
(Extrems) Why would it be down intentionally?
(Megel_laptop) Why wouldnt it be down intentionaly?
(Extrems) Why wouldn't it be down unintentionally?
(Megel_laptop) why not?
(Extrems) Why not not?
(Megel_laptop) why?
(Extrems) Why not?

 

*starts frantically searching for epic wiggle tease log*

 

do people really talk like that?

 

me and the guys at work do.

 

devs do

 

well, im sorry to say this but i would make fun of you guys if i would come across you while this conversation is going on

 

thats why we do it. the wtf looks are the best.

 

It's out of context

 

(06:29:53) msieradzki: Extrems,
(06:29:56) msieradzki: how do you think
(060:03) msieradzki: 20k sql queries should take long or not long?
(060:10) msieradzki: I'm afraid of parsing time

 

lawl, so far, the only quotes are from the private channel

 

(02:58:15 PM) Grizzly: to prevent stalemates
(02:58:17 PM) Grizzly: since it's sorta tiny
(02:58:29 PM) KylEeegar: yea, but, that upper path may make it too quick for the NF
(02:589 PM) Grizzly: ALSO!
(02:58:41 PM) Grizzly: thats what she said
(02:59:06 PM) KylEeegar: hah
(02:59:15 PM) Coffeeburrito:
(02:59:23 PM) Coffeeburrito: That wasn't funny
(02:59:28 PM) Extrems: Seconded.
(03:00:03 PM) Grizzly: go away, it was great

 

(06:03:15 PM) Beerdude26: To get onto the internet, you'd have to fight your way through loads of cellular automata battleships
(06:034 PM) Beerdude26: And you have to hit their weak spots or they just regenerate in a few more steps
(06:04:18 PM) Beerdude26: So you have to direct your small, one-crew fighter jet into the death cellular automaton and fire missiles into a tiny exhaust port
(06:049 PM) Beerdude26: You also have a teammate called Porkins but he's so fucking huge he gets blown to bits in three seconds
(06:04:45 PM) Beerdude26: And you go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PORKIIIIIIIIIIIINS"
(06:04:57 PM) Beerdude26: So yeah that's what should happen if you want to access the internet
(06:05:20 PM) Beerdude26: Preferably have it do that each time you make a TCP connection
(06:05:27 PM) Beerdude26: Even on LAN
(06:056 PM) Beerdude26: That'll keep all the fags out

 

(And something from the Pub chan finally)

(06:08:10 PM) Jekotia: does it sex me?

 

(06:13:45 PM) Starcitsura: your face still suck like that?

 

Oh, wow.

 

I can't find my wiggle tease log... Anyone have it?

 

wait? theres a private channel?! /me wants teh infos.

 

nooooo

 

<Extrems> @_'-'
<Extrems> '-'_@
<Extrems> '-'_@ - Hey, I can see my name this way!




5 minutes later:


<Metalsmith> extrems
<Metalsmith> Snails quoted
<Metalsmith> and posted
<Extrems> Yes?
<Extrems> Oh fuck, I'm getting quoted AGAIN.
<Metalsmith> that's quoted and posted too

 

And bonus from JPL chat:


‡|JPL|‡ The Buttery Lobster entered chat.
‡|JPL|‡ The Buttery Lobster: i... am excited.
‡|JPL|‡ Metal Smith: what's her name?
‡|JPL|‡ The Buttery Lobster: Seth Green, Patton Oswald, John Hodgman!