your team might be losing when....

It's actually ent_fire worldspawn kill. (it alters the gravitational forces of the planet, everybody gets crushed)

 

lolage

anyway back on topic:

when the server fills with magic...

 

when your team decides to build two bases, both of them without any defenses and does no research and buys no tanks even with resources building upto 50,000, then goes on to dive the comm off a cliff, only saved by some walls, builds an apc in the middle of the map and sits there fending off tanks. Untill one person decides to give everyone mercy by trying to recycle the walls, and everyone tries to voteban, then tries to ninja, but the rest of the team decides to follow with the bloody APC, gives the ninja away and loses the game. /rant.

Yes, this actually happened.

 

TWO APCS JUST ARRIVED AT BASE!
EVERYONE GET BACK TO BASE!
QUICK
COME ON GET TO BASE!
TWO APCS AT BASE
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE COMMANDER VEHICLE!
COME ON


actually, the game ended as i was typing "come on", and i typed this while dead /running

 

when your teammates ask 'Are they friendly?' .

 

..."ok we got railguns now, stick em on your light tanks and move out!"

 

LAWL. yeah, I'll bet that happens far too often for me to tolerate without bursting a blood vessel.

 

"hang on guys, Im saving for nukes" when you dont even have medium tanks
"STOP BUILDING VEHICLES WE ARE GETTING NUKES" When you try to build an APC 10 seconds into the game.

 

when your comm goes afk
your vechicles are restricted
you ask for help taking tanks out but noone helps you
your comm builds walls around him and die's

 

... your teammates start complaining that the mortar can't hit anything.

 

.... when your commander protects the vehicle factory with his CV

(OOOOHHHHHHH controversial :p)

 

You're mean. :p

 

...when the commander did a CV rush at the start of the game into the enemies base, then shortly after hops out to repair himself

 

I think I'll toss in a quick one

...the first 5 minutes of the game consist of your comm claiming the the cv is part submarine. [ yes, its happened more then once]

...When the commander goes " I dont remember our walls looking like that, or being that clos- hey walls grow now =D"

...When emp_recruit is in the cv

...when 5 minutes into the game, you dont see any enemy soldiers, but everything around you is blowing up. [ arty for the win ]

 

When your team has used up most of your Resources on 2 heavies then meet a 6 Med on a push.

 

Your team might be losing when your command vehicle explodes.

 

Weaponless tanks.

 

Nuke HE Explosive MG tanks with no plates.

 

...the commander rushes forward in his cv screaming on mic "SPAWN MY APC SPAWN MT APC SPAWN MY APC!"

 

... When your commander's first thought when he gets in the comm vehicle is "Time to get heavies!"